Friday, 3 July 2020

TB

Just before lock-down kicked in, TB - otherwise the Blenheim or the Blen - a Greene King house, the Greene King which was once an East Anglian brewer and is now owned by someone from Hong Kong - had decided to expel the afternoon van trade in favour of a beer garden out front.


Umbrellas have now readied for the big day tomorrow. I shall not enter, but I shall try to remember to cruise past at some point to see how things are getting on. And  while I think of it, what about smoking?

Note the jumping horse on the pub sign. A source of great offence to the formerly regular trade, people who knew horses from the racing pages of their newspapers and who were irritated by the suggestion that the one-time winner of the Epsom Derby might go over the jumps. It offended their sense of what was right.


Reference 2: https://www.greeneking-pubs.co.uk/. No Blenheim to be found here, despite the name on the sign. Furthermore, the front page talks of opening on Monday rather than Saturday.

Thursday, 2 July 2020

A letter to a mother

The book

Street View version of the hospital, chapel far right

Wikipedia version

Continuing my delving into Simenon’s life, I have now read his letter to his mother (reference 3), which takes the form of a sort of monologue to his mother on her death bed, written and published getting on for four years after the event. A short book of just over 100 pages. A nicely produced, paperback book which comes with some family photographs and a handy chronology of a busy four years in Simenon’s life: death of his mother, suicide of his daughter, the last Maigret (one notice of which to be found at reference 4) and then switching from writing novels to writing autobiography.

Curiously, I have not been able to find out anything about the publisher of this book. Searching for 'carnets omnibus' - with either Bing or Google - does not produce anything of interest. Apart from Amazon describing it as a mass market paperback, which does it, to my mind, scant justice. But what about the hat? What an extraordinary creation to be marching the streets of your town in. Presumably just the thing at the time, well over a hundred years ago now.

A book brought to me by a company called Momox, in east Berlin, rather boxed in by railways but just a few hundred yards north of the Spree, seemingly operating out of either a flat or what looks like a repurposed factory. Haven’t quite taken the time to sort it all out on Street View. Schreiberhauer Strasse 30, 10317 Berlin for the curious. A company which sports two managing directors, one of whom is designated the speaker. Haven’t quite taken the time to sort that one out either. Via ebay.

It seems that Simenon, accompanied by Theresa, the companion of his later years, went to Liège when his mother was on her deathbed, visiting her twice a day for the duration, that is to say a week or so. In very the same hospital, as it happens, at which Simenon had served as an altar boy when young. A hospital run by nuns in his time, and including a chapel. Heritage bits aside, now up for demolition. With the Hôpital de Bavière of Liège presumably having been a slightly more modest version of the Hôpital universitaire la Pitié-Salpêtrière which we visited in Paris back in 2007. See the snaps above, also references 5 and 6.

He tells us that as an altar boy he got two francs a month, part of his duties being carrying the cross and ringing the bell at extreme unctions, a duty he did not care for. On the other hand he got 50 centimes for each absoute, 50 centimes which came from a different budget and which made a welcome supplement to basic pay. As far as I can make out, an absoute, literally absolution, is a short form of the Catholic Office for the Dead. And by way of comparison, pocket money from his grandfather was 10 centimes a week.

Having had what seems like a difficult relationship with his mother, on this evidence he makes his peace, if not with her, with her memory. He comes to accept that her chosen destiny was to break free from her impoverished childhood – her father ruining himself with drink and by countersigning the cheques of a drinking friend (an error one comes across quite frequently in the novels of Trollope) – and to end up with property, pension and respect. And she got there, by dint of going short, of hard work, by taking lodgers and by taking a chap with a Belgian Railway pension for her second husband. A pension which reverted to her on his death, after what sounded like a very unhappy marriage. The sort of marriage in which the parties write messages to each other rather than talk. But then we only have Simenon’s account – and he was rather put out that his father, albeit dead, had been displaced. Another part of all this was her refusal to spend the various monies which Simenon gave her over the years. Her refusal to dress up, to dress decent at least, for her visits to his various mansions.

We learn that his mother's father was from Prussia and her mother was from the Netherlands - so neither of them Belgian by birth. Which gave Simenon's mother something of a language handicap when she went about her business in Liège and which before that might have resulted in teasing as a child, teasing which perhaps had an impact on her development. A heritage which might account for what has struck me in the past as Simenon's rather relaxed attitude to German occupation and occupiers: on the whole, just ordinary people doing their job, not monsters. While the cynic might say that the Germans continuing to pay royalties on translations might have more to do with it. But on that point I have no information.

Along the way, a nicely drawn portrait of a death bed in a Catholic hospital of fifty years ago. One is reminded that Simenon knows his trade, a trade which he had had struck off his passport after he gave up writing stories in 1972.

An interesting read. Even if one is troubled from time to time by the thought that Simenon is being economical with the truth.

PS: searching for ‘Salpêtrière’ reminds me that different search tools take a different line with accents. Care needed!

References

Reference 1: Je me souviens – Simenon – 1945.


Reference 3 : Lettre à ma mère – Simenon – 1974.


Reference 5: https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%B4pital_de_Bavi%C3%A8re. A right pain having to retro-fit all one’s accents onto an Anglo-Saxon alphabet.

Urban jellyfish


Otherwise, the contents of a freezer pack which comes with the cheese from Neal's Yard Dairy and which I accidentally punctured with a kitchen knife. We are taking bets on how long it will take to decompose.

The effectiveness of the dairy's packaging continues to impress, with the cheese arriving in a very satisfactory condition. Although that said, the hard yellow cheese that I buy is probably a lot less challenging to move around than some soft white cheese.

I suppose that packaging must account for a fair chunk of the purchase price, but given that I seem to be paying much the same as I would pay in one of their shops and that the packaging claims to self-destruct in a domestic compost heap, no complaints. I will report from the compost bin in the Autumn, when it is due to be emptied.

Wednesday, 1 July 2020

Redemption 568


After last week's culinary disaster, this week's batch of bread was OK, a spot of bubble notwithstanding. Maybe a slightly shorter second rise was indicated - but it was just under two hours as it was, rather less than usual, and the potato pie was in the oven. A proper, baked and English version of what is all too often served in the form of a Spanish omelette.

I think the answer must be that in last week's heat, the second rise turned very quickly, and I first got to after it had already started to sink, rather than getting towards the end of the rise. Easy to make the same mistake with crescent moons.

Furthermore, I am pleased to report that despite appearances, disaster 567 ate OK. Both fresh and after passage through the freezer. Just needed to be a little careful of the fillings when one got to the crusty stump. Just  a couple of cubic inches went to the crows on the back lawn. Rather similar in texture to a lot of rye bread.

Happy days


This snap from today's obituary in the Guardian for one Carl Reiner, from those happy days when one smoked away without a thought for the future. Except, perhaps, to wonder when the char was going to turn up to empty the ash tray.

Maybe, given that he lived to be 98, he gave up not so long after this snap was taken.

Maybe also, given the absence of anything other than the man himself and his typing table, the snap has been carefully crafted and posed. Maybe he - or his publicist - was projecting an image which had nothing to do with his own habit.

The shearing

From time to time I notice the shearing of the verges of our green and pleasant borough, most recently at reference 1. Yesterday, I got fed up with all the hair in my eyes and decided that it was my turn.


Gave up on trying to find something like a 'Which' review on home hair clippers. John Lewis, a shop one can take on trust, was largely sold out. While Amazon offered a huge choice, with prices varying from £10 to £200. Never heard of any of them and we ended up opting for something vaguely mid-range, a little over £30 from an outfit called Wahl - whom I now know to have started up in Illinois and to be the people who 'invented the world’s first electromagnetic hair clipper in 1919' - whatever one of those is. They look to be serious people in the clipping business and they also do animals. 

It turned up around 24 hours later with the package saying made in the Peoples' Republic in small letters and with the results snapped above. Certainly a lot more comfortable, if a little less symmetrical. BH is still thinking about whether she wants me to have a go at her, by way of return.



Reference 3: https://us.wahl.com/.

New wine

Finally starting to move off the Villa Maria Sauvignon Blanc which has served us well over the past few years, having been introduced to it by the barmaid at the Tooting Broadway Wetherspoon's. More precisely, to pay a bit more than the £10 or so we pay for a bottle of Villa Maria. One of the many wines to be had from Marlborough in New Zealand.

The wine

So over the past couple of days we have been trying a Pouilly-Fumé from Majestic called Jean-Vincent. Sufficiently artisanale to have a cork rather than a screw top, rather unusual for the class of wine which we usually buy. Notwithstanding, we rather liked it and will probably buy some more in due course.


The wrong domaine

The right domaine

So who is Jean-Vincent? As is often the case, far easier to find people who sell the stuff than the people who make it. I thought I was getting there with Domaine Jean-Marc Vincent, but eventually decided that they were far too deep into Chardonnay and anyway not in the right village. Next, Google tells me that Jean-Vincent is a rather a father (Jean-Claude) and son (Vincent) team with the family name of Chatelain, operating the Domaine Chatelain in eastern France. Which gmaps knows all about, placing them just east of the A77, between Tracy-sur-Loire and Pouilly-sur-Loire. With the former being the place mentioned at reference 1. With this domaine probably being the right one.

So not an invention of the people at Majestic after all. And not to be confused with Pouilly-Fuissé which is something else altogether. Starting to get the hang of it all...